THE MANY TROUBLES OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

One of the hardest 'jobs' in life is being a beautiful girl and walking along the road.

You've to keep your head straight even when your neck aches just to avoid eye contact with the dozens of guys who happily abandoned their work and fixed their eyes on you.

Learn the act of keeping a straight face and quickly doing a 90° head turn in case you mistakenly looked sideways and one of them happened to be smiling at you.

Use all your energy to maintain a nice walking skills cause as they stare, they'll be busy assessing everything.
*Who the wants to get criticized in the middle of an unprepared modelling?*

Learn to walk without stopping even when you're tired in case any of those many admirers decide to brave the odds and approach you while you're on your way.

Make up your mind on what to say about phone number requests which will surely happen before the end of that long walk.

Another mandatory skill is that sharp look down to be sure your cloth is properly fixed when you notice anyone staring at you.

Woe betide you if you trip and fall in the very presence of these many biological cameras. That must not happen.

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I think every beautiful woman should be taking energy drink at the end of each day cause the stress they go through is enough to make someone frustrated.

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