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<< He/she doesn't display pics of spouse & children…ergo he/she is not
married & by extension doesn't have kids.

She questions society's treatment of unmarried women...ergo she must be
unmarried...and she must be bitter at society for ''her state''.

She bears her maiden last name…ergo she is not married…by extension she's
on the market.

She changed her last name…ergo she's divorced…by extension she must be
angry & hate men.

He/she doesn't post biblical verses in his/her stat updates…ergo he/she is
not a christian/does not attend church/hates God.

He/she criticizes religion, church & religious rulers from time to
time…ergo he/she is an unbeliever/is not a Christian (forget about other
religions ---''religion'' can only refer to ''christianity''!)/hates
Christians/hates God/is atheist.

He/she questions popular thought & philosophies from time to time…ergo
he/she is trying to create a new movement/religion. He/she is a
megalomaniac…time for doom prophecies on his/her head!

He/she argues for gay rights…ergo he/she must be gay.

….. If it appears dark, then it must be black. It couldn't be
grey/coffee/navy. If it appears bright, then it must be white…it couldn't
be cream/yellow/lemon…

…This is the generation raising a generation which hopes to create a space
ship some day.
SMDH


~Temidayo Ahanmisi <http://www.facebook.com/temi.ahanmisi>
http://www.facebook.com/temi.ahanmisi?ref=ts&fref=ts

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